songforeveryday:

Arctic Monkeys | R U Mine?

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gay boy:hey man you look good today
straight boy:oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
straight boy:[slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]

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matociquala:

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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The street finds its own uses.

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